Are you a perfect “10”- or a 10 trillion?

The Miss Universe pageant is rapidly approaching and I’m getting excited. OK, let me rephrase that…  I’m hoping there will be big changes this year.

I want to see the appropriate respect and congratulations go to the REAL forces that are responsible for those lovely looking bodies parading around on stage! Did you know for each contestant, or any person, most of what you are staring at isn’t even “Human”?

skin cells - image by Andrew SyredScience Photo Library

“human” skin cells

Dr. Buckman of Human Wildlife, says that “of those 100 trillion cells inside the average human frame, only about 10 trillion are Human cells.”  Which means in our very own body – “we are out numbered by other species 9-1…The bulk you see is mostly bacteria, parasites, and other bystanders looking for a free ride.” The Most Parasitic Ass-emblage Prize should go to one of them, don’t you think?

  • In Quantum Healing, Dr. Deepak Chopra reminds us that “Ninety-eight percent of the atoms in your body were not there a year ago….and, that you have a new liver every six weeks.”  So, the new prize for the Most Talented Group of New Atoms will go to…
  • Did you know you are born with 300 bones and an adult only has 206 bones? Maybe that’s the skinny one’s secret!  I can already hear a contestant whining… “No wonder that bitch dear contestant weighed so little, she was suppossed to be in a different bone-count category than me! It’s just not fair!”
  • According to Bruce Lipton in Biology of Belief the “Entire cellular lining of your gut is replaced every 72 hours.”  Going forward the Universe committee will enforce an “Absolutely NO Photo shopped Endoscopy or Colonoscopy Report Tolerated” Policy.
  • Spontaneous Evolution says the number of “individual cells in the human body is greater than the total number of humans on 7,000 Earths!” Staggering number, huh? The new award will have to compare “How many Earth Populations are you able to hide in your skimpy two piece bathing suit.”
  • Remember too, that those contestants fart as well as you do. (Yup, I said fart.) Congratulations on the Flatulations! We’ve got to Thank and Support those billions of bacteria that metabolize sulphur-containing amino acids that make your farts stink. (My wife says I should be a contestant as I’m Well-Endowed.. there.  Bummer.)
  • Should we begin to also count the thousands of Nutrinos that just zipped right through their ears, in between their atoms, and kept going through the earth? Finally, some truth to the seemingly empty-headed Contestant stigma…
  • No more sunscreen will be needed as those carefully cultivated suntans just won’t count anymore. They will now give credit and Respect for the Bio-photon Light producing bacteria that also resides in a human framework.  The Most Glowing Contestant Award will be given to…

Overall, this is just a reminder to all of us, that we are no more our body today, than we are our body from 10 days or 10 years ago. So, why give IT so much of the attention?  Give the inner, everlasting YOU, some of that attention.

Zen Master Thich Nhat Hanh says we are all made of “non-Us”  elements, like the flower is made of non-flower elements but of Earth or Cosmos materials. Just as Earth is non – Earth materials but made of Universe materials.

Each of us should win the Miss/Mr Universe Pageant!

We each contain the Universe. We each are built by a Universe.


 (image from Andrew SyredScience Photo Library)

Do you Feel like a Fish?

Electricity, Solar Power, Gravity, Magnetism, Thermodynamics etc…

  • Even before we knew about Them, They existed in some form.
  • THEY have not changed and only come forth in the last 100 years.
  • The world did not BECOME round when sailors discovered other unseen lands, right?
  • The Law of Gravity did not begin to work AFTER you understood it.
  • WE have only changed in our ABILITY to “see” or measure or utilize them.
  • THEY are the Laws of the Universe.

Salmon and other fish, butterflies, most birds, oysters, bats, sea turtles- just about any animal– survive by using Frequencies to find “Home” or to find Nourishment. Do you think salmon call it Vibrational Frequencies, or Magnetic Polarization, or do you think it’s just something they feel? I doubt they understand the mechanics of it as we do, yet they ALLOW AND USE  those “feelings” in ways we only dream of.

Photograph by Peter Essick

Photograph by Peter Essick

When was the last time YOU correctly navigated thousands of miles, or flocked with precision movement in a group of thousands using just your Feelings, or found dinner with just your sense of smell or hearing? (Well, OK, maybe we’ve managed that one.)  Animals- they merely listen, they tune in to the various energy frequencies that exist, and thrive by using them.


They don’t spend their lives debating How they work, what it’s called, IF it exists, who has the RIGHT perception of it, etc… and yet they live and use it successfully.  Are we so stuck on LABELING the same energy that we forsake the ABILITIES to use it?

This planet is held in it’s very location and survives because of Energy Frequencies.


Who knows what New Energy Sources and Frequencies  the future and new machinery will help us Label and Validate the existence of in the near future? (The secret… is that ALL of IT already exists. IT’s just waiting for us.)

As Deepak Chopra points out in “Quantum Healing”,  if you put iron filings on one side of a paper and a magnet on the other, you can make the iron filings dance “by themselves”.

You’d swear they were alive if you didn’t KNOW about the magnet.

Do you think Fish and other Animals Understand about Magnets?  Or do they just FEEL?

SOMETIMES IT IS BETTER to not spend your time trying to explain, or trying to agree on How to Label the magnet.

 Simply enjoy the dance they can provide.